January 2011
1 post
Cbb
It’s been awhile since I’ve been on here! J-E-T-S Jets! Jets! Jets!
April 2010
1 post
What am I doin'? What am I doin'?
Oh, yeah, that’s right, I’m doin’ me
I’m doin’ me
I’m livin’ life right now, mayne
And this what I’ma do ‘til it’s over
‘Til it’s over
But it’s far from over…
January 2010
2 posts
Hey
I love you, B!
A bunnnnnncccccccchhhhh of these posts...
Are reminding me of a song about a river and crying…sung by Justin Timberlake…
December 2009
1 post
I know you say you love me girl. I know you say you love me girl. Problem is you prolly tell that shit to everybody, so we here you talking boo boo, we just don’t believe you.q
November 2009
2 posts
Lovely Leo
I haven’t been on tumblr in ages and it makes me soooo happy that the first post I saw was the text I sent you! I’m not gonna bother even trying to catch up, there’s no need! :-)
2 ak's
And a box of blunts
Pal, I heard standing ovation this morning!
October 2009
1 post
You cannot reach me on my Samsung...
I’m busy fucking the world and giving the universe my damn tounge! Crazy motherfucker?! I am one, but the crazy thing is, I began one! All, all white bricks, I’m straight like it’s jumping back to thirty six, nigggga!
September 2009
6 posts
Dre
It’s a figure of speech hahaha or not, but same diff. I’m just kidding, no more broken bones for this guy.
Jay Z
I’m in the hall already
On the wall already
I’m a work of art, I’m a Warhol already
On another level
On another plane already
HOV, I got my lane already
Welllllllll that’s all, haha! Now it’s time to go break my hands!
Dj Dj Dj
First, I’ve been drinking OE since before you and I can murder you on them…
You're the best duck ever!
Stephen: It was so obvious I didn't know you needed any warning?
Me: How was it obvious?
Stephen: It just was, like the gay way you would look at him and the childish grin haha I wanted to vomit ;-)
Drunk tumbling...
Is so summer 2009. Lovely Leo and myself are on our drunk voicemail phase now! Not calling someone drunk and leaving a voicemail, but just sending the voicemail. Thank you, Erin Smith!
It may not mean nothin' to y'all
But understand nothing was done for me. So I don’t plan on stoppin’ at all. I want this shit forever mayne, ever mayne, ever mayne.
I’m shuttin’ shit down in the mall. And tellin’ every girl she’s the one for me. And I ain’t even plannin’ to call. I wan’t this shit forever mayne, ever maybe, ever mayne.
August 2009
5 posts
Ps
We dis get the ice cream cones haha!
....
“If we weren’t so straight, we’d be gay” Gayblade…I almost peed my pants when he said that.
Another thing that he did that tickled me was when we missed midnight to buy beer, he offered to take me to McDonald’s for ice cream, like I just lost my first basketball game hahahahaha
Gayblade
Is dipping into a Prego spaghetti jar. That is definately classier than my ciroq bottle…I’m so jealous I wanna spit haha
Cassie
You know I love that last post…there I admitted to the world that I do enjoy some of your weirdo music! Have a precious night!
Effin' Hilarious
txtsfrmlstnght:
(516): Things to remember: Girls don’t appreciate it when you yell “Beast Mode!” when switching to doggy style.
July 2009
9 posts
He better come! I’m gonna talk to him
Gayspa?
What about him?
Medium Straw McGhee, Coleman, Ex-Lover (you’re taken now) and DJ Gayspa haha. I miss yallllllll. The end.
txtsfrmlstnght:
(209): update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
(1-209): the house was on fire??
(209): shit I thought I told you.
Lizzie
Don’t asdfghjkladdfgkkkjjhjj…
I’ll be home next week
Ditto
I miss you too :-)
I
Am batting a thousand, easily! I’m enjoying my day off! My pal coleman, medium straw mcghee, dj day spa and my love who USED to do yoga for me (you better know who you are) are in my heart right now! I’m getting wide open in yall honor…
I’m a monster feed me beats!
Soooo
I have to share this story…I was getting ready to go to the bank with polo when i get to the car I realize I don’t have the cd I just made. I leave the a/c on and roll down my window just in case the doors lock while polo is in the car. I run in and grab the cd and come out to find the doors locked and window rolled up and polo barking on my seat…I start freaking out and run...
June 2009
35 posts
Funday Monday
Was a blast….I’m pretty sure Im still drunk…hopefully it’s super hot, cuz that would make my day
It's better...
To die on your feet, than to live a lifetime on your knees…
Death before Dishonor…you know stuff like that.
Lizzie
OF COURSE!
Gale and Alyssa...
Gale- I’m sorry, I couldn’t pour any Joose out for you, but I did splash a little Old English on the soil for you :-)
Alyssa- I absolutely loved your post. As a member of the opposite sex I totally agree with your wishes!
I will be in town next week from Tuesday night until Saturday night! Let’s hang
Steve
Sprinters are for gays and cheaters…my fault disregard…a sprinter would be a good look for you hahahaha….SNAP
97%
Of all paper money in the US has traces of cocaine.
One in three snake bite victims are drunk. One in five are tattooed.
I could list 6500+ more stupid facts cuz I haven’t done anything at work since 1 except “looked busy”
txtsfrmlstnght:
(859): What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Slit my throat
Tis all
I remember the first time I liked a girl...
Huh?
Ryan Rosa
Is a punk bitch
Death
Before dishonor…I got you, queer
Death
Before dishonor…I got you, queer
My fault dog
You know I’m jp..I’m about to get slizzard
Lizzie
He’s black from the waist up…hahahahaha I’m sorry that was in poor taste…he just has amazing taste in music
Almost punched a hole in the wall...
white chocolate, you know what that does to me….this one i heard today and almost went off a bridge, i was so hype…jay z
Yeah, yeah, I’m a monSTAR Sleep whole winters, wake up and spit summers Ghetto nigga puttin up Will Smith numbers Surrounded by 6’s and Hummers Bitches among us Try not to let this bullshit become us This started from hunger, tell it all...
Dj Dayspa
Ridin by myself, we really, not really. So heavy in the trunk make the car pop a wheelie
I'm baaaaaccckkkkk
Ain’t nobody fuckin with me man, heman. Ski mask, spendin next weeks cash, he fast!
Jeezy
White floor, white bricks is my dream house. 100 bricks the long way is my dream couch
Yeaaaahhhhhh
Hopped up out the beedddd turned my scale onnnnn, took a look at that work and said what’s up
Training Day
You know how they just drove around to ppl’s houses and just chilled? That’s exactly what we’re doing and I finally found some trap houses haha a neighborhood of them
Finally
Somebody that’s on my level at this guido job. Spud, a 46 year old black man. We have canceled two jobs so far cuz he wanted to go to his fav breakfast spot….an hour away haha. He listens to hip hop and right now he’s in a lady friends house while I’m just driving around. He’s also gonna drop me off at 5 and tell the supervisor I worked to 7….FINALLY, a long...
The Wedding
Was a blast, but I’m super tired